Old list:
1. Have a career
2. Live in fabulous apartment
3. Live in Fabulous city
4. Have fabulous boyfriend/girlfriend who you’ll marry before 30
5. Think often about “buying”
Please note: Career comes from the Latin word carraria, which means road for vehicles, from Latin carrus car
I clearly have a particular beef with numero uno. We’re supposed to follow the path. Stay in line. Free spirits and hippies go off course, nowadays known as writers and artists, the ones who have had to come to terms with the fact they may never make money. Today I have 58 days left as a 25 year old. Part of me wants to race against myself to see what accomplishments and goal meeting I can squeeze out of myself just for fun, just to say I did. The other part of me says fuck it, age aint nothing but a numba anyway and I have 4 years and 58 days left until it really matters.
All laziness and ageism aside, I do want a career and I want it to be one where I am paid pathetic amounts of money (I’ve accepted that) to amuse myself and others with my stories and ideas. With that said.
My new list of things to do all the time, at any age, forever:
1. Do the thing I am most passionate about
2. Find my happy place.
3. Be curious
4. Nurture myself, people and things I love
5. Open my heart to new experiences and people
Now for the realistic list:
1. Be so deeply in debt that talk of “buying” anything, let alone a house, makes you lol
2. Have a sloppy career you like OK but don’t love and agonize over your passions and how to pursue them (on company time)
3. Have at least 3 forms of technology communication systems going at all times
4. Prioritize shopping over paying off old credit card debt
5. Rent
Here I am at list 3, working towards list 2. Off with the head of 1. Off course is way more exciting. Will give updates on my success as the end of my youth approaches.